January 2010
May your coming year be filled with magic and...
—Neil Gaiman. My requisite New Year’s quote.
our relationship in a nutshell
Normal Dave: Are you hitting on me? Can we have missionary sex on clean sheets with the lights off and then drive to work in the morning in my mini van and your carola?
Me: Only if you buy me dinner at the Olive Garden first.
December 2009
“I’m getting smaller by degrees,
You said you’d help me disappear,...”
– Amanda Palmer, “Another Year” (Song of the Day)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
The Decemberists (144)
Cat Power (58)
Bat for Lashes (43)
The Dresden Dolls (23)
She & Him (21)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Brand New — “Soco Amaretto...
WatchI LOVE MUPPETS.
thedailywhat:
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy and The Muppets perform a permasmile-inducing rendition of “The 12 Days of Christmas,” accompanied by The Roots and the incessant squeeing of your inner-child.
[via.]
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WatchKristen Wiig as Katharine Hepburn? YES PLEASE.
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a very hanson christmas
December 28, 1999
To Whom It May Concern,
HO, HO, HO! Zach has Herpes. There. Are you Happy now? You try controlling an eleven-year-old multi-millionaire with a hard-on for strippers. For those of you wondering about last year’s newsletter, there wasn’t one. If you must know, I was at a retreat in Hazelden, Minnesota, and they didn’t allow pens, pencils or any other sharp...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
Amanda Palmer (494)
She & Him (184)
Joanna Newsom (71)
The Decemberists (67)
CocoRosie (57)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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fuckyeahthemountaingoats:
“All the chickens come on home to roost, plump bodies blotting out the sky. You know it breaks my heart in half, in half when I see them trying to fly. ‘Cause you just can’t do things your body wasn’t meant to.”
- “Dilaudid” by The Mountain Goats
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